Just an update on the toe situation...Turns out it WAS broken. Ever notice how much you use your big toe when you walk or run? I am pretty stylist these days, walking around in one purple peep toe and a huge foam shoe (no joke, that's what I wore yesterday). I've tried swimming, but believe it or not, it hurts my toe. It's been almost 3 weeks since I broke it, hopefully in another 3 weeks it will be feeling good enough to jog.
Walking makes it swell. I haven't been exercising, people. AT ALL. And that is a dang shame.
I really wish that I had broke it skydiving, or skiing, or something else quite adventurous, because people ask me all the time how I did it, and I have to tell them I was making dinner and something fell out of the freezer. How anticlimactic.
Sorry for the disgusting picture! It doesn't look like this anymore. It's just fat, not purple.